I don't care about abortion, please just shut up about it.
You should care. Here's why:
Our beloved nation has legally slaughtered over 53 million Americans. This means that for every six American cancer researchers, there should be a seventh; for every six American civil engineers, there should be a seventh; for every six American professors, there should be a seventh; and for every six friends you have, you should have a seventh. In the course of 36 years, our nation has killed 53 million of our own countrymen, with our own money. Every taxpaying American citizen financially supports this atrocity, not just in the United States but overseas as well. Abortion is something worth caring about, because we are paying the price.